A Merry Heart

A merry heart doeth good like a medicine. (Proverbs 17:22)

A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance. (Proverbs 15:13)

He that is of a merry heart hath a continual feast. (Proverbs 15:15)

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart.

"Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Wal-Mart?"

"Then I'll be sure my daughter will visit me twice a week."






After booking my 80-year-old grandmother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her special needs. The representative listened patiently as I requested a wheelchair and an attendant for my mother because of her arthritis and impaired vision to the point of near blindness. My apprehension lightened a bit when the woman assured me that everything would be taken care of. I thanked her profusely.

"Oh you're welcome," she replied. I was about to hang up when she cheerfully asked,...

"And will your grandmother need a rental car?"




A husband and wife were arguing over who should brew the coffee each morning. The bickering went back and forth until the wife finally said, "You should do it, because it's in the Bible that the man should make the coffee."

"There's no way the Bible says that," the husband argued.

Without another word she opened the Bible and pointed to the proof printed at the top of several pages Hebrews. (he-brews)



A painter, out of work for many months, finally was contracted to repaint a nearby church. To boost his profit margin, the painter watered down the paint. As he was applying the thin mixture to the old church, the sky darkened, there was a clap of thunder, then rain. The watered-down paint was washed off the building.

Then a voice from the sky thundered, "Repaint....and thin no more."





Smile - God loves you


Debbie