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The trouble is that I'm in a hurry, but God isn't.
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Weary of constantly picking clothes up from the floor of her son's room, a mother finally laid down the law: Each item of clothing she had to pick up would cost her son 25 cents. By the end of the week, he owed her $1.50. She received the money promptly, along with a 50 cent tip and a note that read, "Thanks, Mom -- Keep up the good work!
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It is confusing to everyone if the rules of the house are multiple choice. -- Phillips Brooks
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While standing watch in the Coast Guard station in Juneau, Alaska, I got a call from the Navy in the nearby city of Adak. They'd lost contact with one of their planes and needed the Coast Guard to send an aircraft to find it. I asked the man where the Navy aircraft had last been spotted so we would know where to search.
"I can't tell you," the Navy man said. "That's classified."
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The Mind is not a vessel to be stuffed; it is a vessel made to transmute something.
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Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friends house. Knowing his sweet tooth Tommy's mother looked straight into his eyes and said, "I hope you didn't ask for a second piece of cake."
"No," replied Tommy, "but I asked Mrs. Smith for the recipe so you could make some like it, and she gave me two more pieces without me asking."
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Ha ha ha....Thanks Darlene.
God loves you,
Debbie
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