Click on all pictures in the sidebar to get the most from this blog. Pastor's Corner : Submit questions for three pastors - The Christian: Specific traits found in the true Christian - Abuse: An ongoing discussion of all forms of abuse - God's House: A study of God's demands on the church body - and many more.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Darlene Daily

Darlene's Daily


The knowledge of Christ's love for us should cause us to love Him in such a way that it is demonstrated in our attitude,conduct, and commitment to serve God. Spiritual maturity is marked by spiritual knowledge being put into action.

-- Edward Bedore


An auto mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clunking noise when going around corners.
He took the car out for a test drive and made two right turns, each time hearing a loud clunk.

Back at the shop, he returned the car to the service manager with this note: "Removed bowling ball from trunk."


For it isn’t enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it.And it isn’t enough to believe in it. One must work at it....Eleanor Roosevelt


The complaint letter from Judi:

We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this is hairassment.
It causes us grate stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all the way to the supream cort if we have two. Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and he will be on are side. We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop this
pursicushun. We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as much as blond jokes and every so often a red head joke.

If we don”t get our way we will not date anybody that ain't blond and we will make up jokes about you and we will laff. Sined by the blonds at the ofise

(sine with a penseel so you can erace it if you make a mistake)


Do you know the difference between education and experience?

Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.

~Pete Seeger


The Teacher was trying to get the class to understand how the Indians must have felt when they first encountered the Spanish explorers.

"How would you feel," she asked, "If someone showed up on your doorstep looking very different, spoke a strange language and wore unusual clothes?

Would'nt you be a bit scared?"

"Nah" one boy answered, "I'd just figure it was my sisters date."


Thanks Darlene,

God loves you,


No comments: