Darlene's Daily

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Nobody trips over a mountain. It is the small pebble that
causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles in your path and
you will find you have crossed the mountain!
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At the beginning of my junior year of High School in Arkansas, our homeroom teacher had us fill out a form stating our future goals. Out of curiosity, I leaned over to see what my blonde friend
put down for her aspirations. Where it read "Vocational Plans," she had written, "Florida."

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Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits they become character;
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
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Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens, jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!" The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."

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Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think. - Benjamin Disraeli
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Brenda's 6 year old was explaining to the other kids what "extinct" meant:
"Well," she said in all seriousness, "it means that the dinosaurs are all dead and have been dead so long they don't stink anymore, that's why they call them exstinkt."

Have a great Saturday!
~Darlene