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Saturday, June 13, 2009

Darlene's Daily

Nobody trips over a mountain. It is the small pebble that
causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles in your path and
you will find you have crossed the mountain!

At the beginning of my junior year of High School in Arkansas, our homeroom teacher had us fill out a form stating our future goals. Out of curiosity, I leaned over to see what my blonde friend
put down for her aspirations. Where it read "Vocational Plans," she had written, "Florida."

Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits they become character;
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens, jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!" The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."

Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think. - Benjamin Disraeli

Brenda's 6 year old was explaining to the other kids what "extinct" meant:
"Well," she said in all seriousness, "it means that the dinosaurs are all dead and have been dead so long they don't stink anymore, that's why they call them exstinkt."

Have a great Saturday!

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