Conservative vs. Liberal

It seems as though liberals have a hard time understanding conservatives.  I like to point to the constitution and a saying I learned as a child.  In elementary school I learned that American freedom was based on one saying...."Your freedom stops where mine begins!"

My husband sent me an e-mail that goes further to explain a conservative viewpoint and why we feel liberals will take away our freedom.

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.


If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.


A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.


If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.


Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.


If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.


A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.


(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)


If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.


A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.


If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.


A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".


Hum.....maybe this is too true to be funny.

God loves you,

Debbie