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Saturday, September 29, 2007

Saturdays are for fun !!!

"Come ye apart and rest a while ---or you will come apart!"

On that verse of adapted scripture, let's enjoy the following....

The Preacher at the wedding was an ardent fisherman and forgetful. He asked the groom, "Do you promise to love, honor, and cherish this woman?"

"I do," said the groom meekly.

"Okay," said the minister, turning to the bride, "reel him in!"

Seen on a church sign:

IF evolution is true, why do mothers still have only two hands?"

The Lawyer's Hymn: "Just as I am, Without One Plea."

Why is it that "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Politically Correct Lord's Prayer

Our universal chairperson in outer space, your identity enjoys the highest rating on a prioritized selectivity scale. May your sphere of influence take on reality parameters; may your mindset be implemented on this planet as in outer space.

Allot to us at this point in time and on a per diem basis, a sufficient and balanced dietary food intake, and rationalize a disclaimer against our negative feedback as we rationalize the negative feedback of others.

And deprogram our negative potentialities, but desensitize the impact of the counterproductive force. For yours is the dominant sphere of influence, the ultimate capability and the highest qualitative analysis rating, at this point in time and extending beyond a limited time-frame. End of message.

OH Brother! Thank goodness there is more to God than that!

Have a wonderful Week-end.

God loves you,


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