Darlene's Daily

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead. ~~~ --Louisa May Alcott, Author of "Little Women"

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Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.

Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."

Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"

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"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and
terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

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“Grandpa, did God make you?”
“Yes.”
“Did he make me?”
“Yes.”
“I guess He’s doing better work now.”

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"Human beings, by changing the inner attitudes of their minds, can change the outer aspects of their lives."
~~~William James

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It's true that gray hair makes you look distinguished.It distinguishes you from the younger-looking people.


Thanks Darlene.

God loves you,
Debbie